Baby TV – Rated H for Horrifying

In between naps, bottles and trying to roll into the couch/TV stand/end table/dog/swing base, I occasionally turn on Baby TV to entertain the child and attempt to stave off an upcoming breakdown.  The bright colors and classical music are entertaining enough for his 5 month old brain – and distracting enough to run to the bathroom so I can live a life without joining the child in diapers.  God forbid I have 3 minutes of quiet time with my porcilin BFF in the morning.

But what seemed to be an innocent decision to allow him to stare blankly at characters teaching numbers and letters, let me be the first person to condemn nearly EVERYTHING on that network.

Where on earth is the FCC?  This is not only offensive, but HORRIFYING.

I’m dead serious – someone with a fancy government title needs to report this.

Have you seen what is being shown on TV?  Geared for KIDS you say?  Oh no no no no no no…

First up.  These things:

DEAR LORD.  This is going to give ME nightmares.  These mice live in the “Tick-Tock” house.  And like pushing things around, not wearing pants, and doing awful hand gestures trying to convey how terrible the vignettes are.

For the love of all that is holy - one is named TOOT.  That’s right, the writing geniuses of this creepy show thought a fart joke for 6 month-olds was appropriate.

Well its not.  It’s weird.

But not as weird as “TEC the Tractor”.  This thing will make you want to jab your eyes out.

Just look at him!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  It’s a tractor that just talks with his eyebrows!  What on earth!?

First of all, this talking tractor is just plain old stupid.  You are built to work on a farm, and you don’t know that chicken’s lay eggs?  And what on earth makes you scared of the dentist!?  Because the fork lift was getting tuned up?  Ugh, what a stupid tractor.

Also – I’ve never seen this creep-o do anything but drive around like my ex-roomates after Lodge Bar dollar beer night.  You are a instrument for hard labor.  For goodness sake – get to plowing or threshing or whatever you are required to do by your weird human owners/caregivers.

The point is – just put in The Little Mermaid or Lion King.  Your child’s brian development will be none the wiser – and that dream catcher your grandma sent to you for your 13th birthday while she was vacationing with her live in boyfriend in Santa Fe, New Mexico that is still hanging above your bed - will have one less nightmare consisting of lazy talking tractors attacking the clock homes of pants-less mice.

77 thoughts on “Baby TV – Rated H for Horrifying

  1. I couldn’t agree more! I was also astonished at the treatment of the animals on Tec the Tractor. I saw it today when I decided to let my 15 month old tune in. The farmers were actually shoving sheep in some sort of bathing pool, six at a time with a metal hook of some sort. I tuned out quickly to hopefully avoid my son (or I for that matter) having any nightmares!

    • Oh My goodness have you ever been to a farm? You sound very uneducated. Have you ever wrestled trying to giving a 2 year old a bath? It is about the same thing. Get real how touchy feely can you get. Stick to ladybugs and bunnies see how that works out in life.

  2. THESE SHOWS ARE NICE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT WATCH IT !!!!! WHY DONT YOU GO GET A FULL TIME JOB!! SOUNDS LIKE THAT MIGHT DO YOU SOME GOOD!!

    • I agree I don’t see anything wrong with Tec the tractor. He doesn’t know where chickens lays eggs? Maybe it teaches children where chickens lay eggs. IT A CHILDRENS SHOW! On the other hand I cand stand the tick tock whatever they are. Theres alot I would deleat from the channel. Tec is not one of them.

    • I agree, this channel is great. To the writer of this STUPID blog…………..grow up! you sound as immature at a 1 mo. old

  3. The Baby Channel: also known as the Acid Trip channel. For when your child is too young to know that the happy-go-lucky, brightly colored, moving bits and bobs are really the product of a tripped out mind.

  4. Yah it seems you should grow up and get a job, the fact you put your kid in front of the tv so you can put off a blow out means your probably 12. Real men raise their children, I bet you think when you are with your kid your babysitting. The shows are meant to stimulate minds and introduce children to a variety of new things, to bad the only thing your kids sees is you on the couch with a beer and can’t be bothered to turn off your Xbox long enough to be a real dad.

    • How can you have cable TV and your X-Box on at the same time? Unless you have two TV’s in your living room. Are you sure you are on the right message board, by the way? I thought this board was for real-live parents, who face the reality of having a child and having to step away for a few minutes. There really is no harm in that, and your child will not be damaged forever.

  5. Obviously u are being extremely childish. These are shows to catch kids attention. Ur worried about the mice not wearing pants. Well duh animals don’t wear clothes at all it’s just to add color to make the children look. It’s a “baby” channel not an adult channel. And tec the tractor. That is my sons favorite show. He loves seeing the animals! It’s not cruel to animals not of that is inhumane at all. Ever been to a farm that’s how they take care of the animals. The bath wasn’t to hurt them. They were putting them in te bathing pool so the flys didn’t bite them. U people who think this isn’t for children need to grow up. U mentioned putting in the little mermaid. Well there is sexual innuendo in that movie too. Let the kids enjoy shows that have repetition because thats how they learn. If u don’t like it don’t watch it.

    • I agree, thank you!! My son LOVES Tec the Tractor AND Squeak. Those are two of his favorite segments on BabyFirst TV. I even like Tec the Tractor. I look forward to it coming on so my son and I can watch it together. It’s a harmless, innocent story for kids to watch. And, you’re right, Lauren…..it’s a kids channel meant for the stimulation of Kids minds, not us. And, not to mention, him talking about mice not wearing pants! Seriously? He Does need to grow up. A LOT of kids shows have half-dressed animals running about. At least these shows aren’t violent, like the little Mermaid can be in some scenes, and they can learn so many things while they’re being entertained. What more could you ask for in children’s programming?

      • I agree. Kids don’t think like adults and they don’t apply innuendo and thing more into things like you are. I put a sweater on my dog but I don’t put pants on my dog is that weird for me? hardly. Maybe if more kids were watching simple programs rather than half the crap most parents are letting their kids watch they would not be so messed up. Don’t let you kids grow up too fast. Kids think like kids not adults and good parents realize that. I agree with you Lauren and Tonya. We love Tec too. He is a character in a kids show learning about life on a farm. Maybe the people complaining needed more programs like that when they were younger because they apparently missed a memo on childhood development.

  6. I think your blog is hilarious! It discusses the things every parent goes through but nobody talks about. Ignore the naysayers who apparently have far too much time on their hands and feel very poorly about their own family situations. I look forward to reading what comes next!! P.S. “The Wiggles” is also terrifying….

  7. I think you all are taking this blog a little too seriously! You all should be ashamed to post such horrible things about a man you know nothing about! How do you know that he doesn’t have a full time job, or that he sits on the couch with a beer in his hand. And how do you know that he is not raising his child? I think this blog is funny.

  8. I was curious about where this show was filmed since it appeared to be from England or in this case Wales.

    I have early AM babysitting duties two days a week with my now 11 month old grand daughter who is fascinated with the show. Clever premise and quite low keyed so it is perfect for young kids.

    Now I read the blog and sometimes you make a hit and other times an error – this happens to be an E-Blogger.

  9. The worst it Tilly Knock Knock! That stupid duck lets her freinds come over and then wanders around for ten minutes while they knock at the door looking under the rug and behind the couch to find the source of the sound.

    ANSWER THE @#$^#$%& DOOR TILLY!!!!

    It’s cool to teach our kids about the noises animals make, but what does that show say about being a rude POS to the people that come to visit you?

    Funny blog by the way, all the people above that are calling you an unfit father don’t get it, gotta have some humor in the world people. If YOU don’t like what is written here, go away!

  10. To agree with the comment above about the animal treatment on that creepy “Tec the Tractor”, i saw one where he was learning about baby sheep and where they come from and one of the sheep it showed still had its afterbirth flopping around out of its Hoo-Ha and Tec was stressing it out driving around the pen. Then they put much older lambs that were clearly not in with the sheep and it seriously gave a “Get me the fuck out” look.

  11. I am rolling at Josh’s comment, I hate Tilly and often say exactly what you said to my husband lol. There are a couple of shows that I can’t stand, Baby DIY is one of them. No I will not be saving meat trays for my kid to play with, gross. But we love Tec and it’s great for kids to see how a farm actually looks verses a petting zoo. Harry the Bunny and Vocabulary have been my little’s favorites since he first noticed tv and we realized we had to find appropriate programming. It’s way better than Spongebob and Sesame Street.

  12. Awww. It’s to bad I don’t agree with you about baby first tv. I tried to like your article by at least reading it from start to finish. But hey to each their own. I on the other hand love the channel. Yes it’s meant for babies and toddlers. I get bored watching it and change it when my kid isn’t watching. I do however interact with the shows that’s she’s watching. I’ll point out the shapes and colors. It’s boring for me but she is learning about animals and she recognizes the music that’s playing in the background. What’s wrong with that?

  13. This blog is supposed to be humorous, and it is. The funny thing is that many commenters find Tec to be “weird” or depicting odd things. Well, first off…it’s a Welsh-produced show, not American or even English. Wales is a different place, and a farm is different place as well, whether the farm is in Wales or in Iowa. So, the strangeness stems from that, not from the content. I grew up in Iowa and spent 6 months in Wales, so Tec isn’t really that weird to me. My kids like it, so that is good enough.

    The blog is funny, so keep it up. The fact that you take the time to chronicle you fatherhood means you are probably a great dad-it shows you care.

  14. I never leave comments on things like this, but I couldn’t help myself. First of all, the entire network irritates the heck out of me, however as an “ADULT” I’m able to make the realization that the programing isn’t supposed stimulate my mind, but in the case of my 11 month old daughter… yes! It works very well – so I make the sacrifice for her sake. After all, isn’t that what parents do.

    And btw, I don’t understand why some people are so quick to judge others simply on the basis of one comment… Unless you know someone personally – why would you jump to the conclusion that if a man is home with his child during the day, that he doesn’t work.

    P.S. “Tec” lulls my kid to sleep like a pill. Go Tec!
    Where can I get a t-shirt and bumper sticker? Ha ha.

  15. You are ridicules….. we love Tec or at least my son does…..children are innocent and don’t think like adults do….RELAX

  16. HA thanks for the laughs. We put the channel on from time to time, and my husband and I TRYYYY not to go overboard with complaining about the things that irk us so miserable. Baby DIY… I…. just… can’t… deal. And Tilly. Oof my thoughts exactly. ANSWER THE DOOR!!!!!!! You’re lucky your friends stick around! My husband does have a special place in his heart for Tec, I will say. He’s usually complaining that it’s never the beach episode. As for me, I think VocabuLARRY is cute as a button. What with his little wings that manage to carry his plumpness around.

  17. Wow, this article was frustrating . These shows are rich of vocabularies and very educative . They’re made to stimulate kids minds and this is how kids learn. The shows in this network are not scary for kids to watch , I don’t know where the nightmares are coming from. I think the writer needs to do more research and get more information before writing this kind of article . Exposure it is very important , without it you’re not going to know how to socialize .

  18. Great article, right on! These idiot commentators apparently don’t get that you are joking around. Also, I grew up on a farm and shoving sheep into a trailer six at a time is in no way animal cruelty. Wow, you guys are telling HIM to get a job yet you are wasting your time on here with mindless and unfounded criticisms? Congratulations. Also, I think you would get a clue to the theme of the blog when it is entitled “FATHER KNOWS LEAST.”

  19. My son loves Tec the Tractor! I love Tec and we watch it together. I actually think baby’s first channel is a lot better than some other children’s shows and channels. The channel isn’t full of commercials blasting advertisements at kids. The segments are short and excellent for help hone in on what they already leaning every day via parents, and caretakers! We watch it together and I make comments based on what we are watching. The tic toc mice used to bug me but I don’t think they are that bad now. There is nothing wrong with a little educational TV for a toddler, in moderation!

  20. My 9 month old son LOVES these two shows! They are calming and he will smile at the tv whenever Squeak comes on, I can think of several different channels that offer more frightening programs that are worse than these two!

  21. I figured it was only a matter of time before the grammar nazis would get a hold of this blog. It’s no wonder our country does so poorly with education. Sad state, I tell you. Perhaps more of you should pay attention to the show; you may actually learn something.

  22. LoL… well my baby loves to watch “Squeak” but I found your message funny! that’s actually what we as parents think ahaha..
    Now the worse in my opinion is Shushybye ( my baby loves it too) but I can’t stand the horrible purple personage and the green one ( the green one have no eyes just purple bangs covering hes /her green face) but the worse in the show is Michael North ( the black guy that keep singing the songs) why?!?! because he have nooooo talent with kids at all plus his little dance is so ridiculous that it’s actually hilarious..my husband imitates him so well…my daughter loves watching both!

  23. Hey “Dr” the world would be much happier if you jumped off the Empire State Building. You’re a waste if our air and space. You shouldn’t be able to reproduce you’re so stupid. Y’all kiddies need to calm down. Oh and the “yoor 12 prully lul” comments do nothing for you. It’s a creepy cartoon, it’s a creepy cartoon, this was funny. Get over yourselves you worthless pieces of crap. KThxBai.

    Oh, and OP, YOU’RE funny and I laughed at this. Thanks for the fun. ^.^

  24. These comments are almost more funny than the post.
    I get the most annoyed at the notekins now that Bobby’s balloon house isn’t on anymore. (Who thought it was a good idea to let that creep near kids btw?)

    “Baby First TV. The only place we teach our children that if you come across a sleeping lion or bear, play LOUD music and wake that bastard up!” Seriously.

    And baby diy. Ugh. And Tilly! “my friends come over and play but when someone knocks on the door I’m going to look under the couch”

    As parents we go through and deal with a LOT of bull to keep our children entertained and learning. Just because these shows have great educational value doesn’t mean I can’t do the same thing OP did and bitch about the idiocy later while the gremlins are asleep.

  25. My husband and I are rolling on the floor right now reading this!!!
    He thinks Tilly is rude and I think the Shushybye people are creepers. Why is it even on in the mornings? The worst is Musti’s friend Mr. Rabbit though—he’s just a straight up dick.

  26. Do love Tec but omg Tilly!!! I’d never go over there. So happy not to see the balloon guy, that felt awkward. ShushyBye…yes, why is it on during the day? And at night, why are the stories not calm-the-baby ones? I don’t know why the man in that doesn’t just sing without the mike. But my grandson loves these so who am I to say?

  27. Hilarious! I’m writing this post as my 6 mo old screams out of excitement watching Tec. I want to scratch my eyeballs out. But I’ll do anything for 15 of RNR…For all those dunces that believe plopping your kid in front of a tv for 15 min is a crime….you’re one of two things. Either you’re a stressed out paranoid annoying parent who must steam boil every passie that hits the ground, or you’ve never been a parent. And if you’re the former, your kid is going to be more screwed up than you. So whatever brain damage your lo may sustain by watching TEC, is far outweighed by your psychotic tendencies.

  28. Hey, you speak English and don’t know that apostrophes are only used for possessives, so give Tec a break.
    Also, you do realize you are criticizing the merits of shows intended for young children, right? I doubt your son, or any other kid for that matter, understands the subtle things adults pick up in these shows. Tec doesn’t know that chickens lay eggs because maybe the kids watching the show don’t either. The kids learn along. That is the point of the shows!
    Oh and by the way, if you intended this to be humorous, you failed. You just came off as unintelligent and ridiculous.

  29. Hi. I just read the article. Thought it was so funny. People have the right to voice their opinion. I just can’t believe that you need to be an ass about it and put this father down. I agree 100% on his article. I can not stand a lot of the show. My 14 month granddaughter loves it. So I suffer. I hate the mice. The TOOT I CAN NOT STAND. She is very self centered, always has to be her way. I also don’t like the episode that stated that it was not right to be alone. TOOT and to have some one to play with. So it is nice to have friends yes but it is also fine to be alone and play. That is how people learn to be self reliable. There ate many shows on the channel I can not stand, mind you this is on about 18 hours of the day. The 3 Tick rock mice, Tec, Tilly, Shhhy by, DIY, Sukey Circle and the mime guy. CAN NOT STAND. LOVE Harry the bunny, Larry,Peek a boo, Mee Meow, Sand Man, Little Vinny, Clay Man, The night time music. Okay my spelling is off on some of the words but that is not the point. I have a life and don’t sit around eating Bon Bon’s. I am a grandmother and raised 3 kids as well as worked. I like some of the stuff on that chanel and love the fact that the father had the GUTS to say what a lot of us think. Amen to you.

  30. This article is hilarious.. baby first has maybe 2 decent shows, but other than that it is straight up creepy. The mouse show makes me want to throw things, and the channel is changed almost instantly when it comes on.
    Tec legitimately frightens me.

  31. Growing up on a working farm, I was refreshed to see how close this show was to reality. What children’s programming is realistic? The Lion King? The Little Mermaid? I can understand how it can be a little horrifying for adults, but luckily it’s geared towards children. I LOVED Mister Roger’s and still do, but you can’t tell me that if you watch him as an adult, he’s not just a little creepy. You want to talk about nightmares? Remember the creations of Sid & Marty Krofft?

  32. Soooooo true. I was first creeped out by the notekins- then my husband non chalauntly said “those mice are weird- their eyes look dull and lifeless- think it scares caius?” Caius just stared into the screen loving every song and diddy. Smh. Thanks for posting ur honesty! We feel the same!

  33. Mr Rabbit is a straight up Dick. Now THAT’S funny. We’ll played, person.

    I should add that I actually stumbled across this because I was looking for TEC show times; my kid (yeah I said kid) hates it but I love it. Can’t stand Tilly though; total bitch

  34. Hm… as an adult I completely agree about how strage these shows are. And I prayed that my daughter wouldnt be interested in the Squeaks, but she is. However, I need to keep in mind…these shows are designed for little kids not adults. So the entire review from your perspective is obsolete.

  35. Hahaha! Squeak is on right now. I use to dislike this show, but it’s actually not bad. I can’t stand Tilly… I would have already walked into her house, she’d be looking under the rug or some shit, Haha! I was super creeped out by Tec the first time I saw it, but I love it now, I wish I lived on that farm. Hands down, Mio and Mao is the best show, well besides Sandman.
    The only time Baby DIY is on, it’s the same one about the mobile. Yeah, because I want to hang a pants hanger with shower rings and used pacifiers on my baby’s stroller.. ghetto!
    Agreed on BabyFirst being better than Cartoon Network for smaller children.. also better than that puta Dora. Haha!

  36. Hahahahahaha this article was great. As a stay at home dad I always try to find new ways to entertain my little one. One day I stumbled upon babyfirst tv.
    The wifey says all the time, “I love you and hate you for finding this channel!” And that’s exactly how I feel about it too.
    Some of these shows are great for my little one and he loves them, like vocabuLARRY, Mia & Mao (cheap Gumby ripoff) and Fiona and Fred…..but some of these shows are downright disturbing…..
    The Squeaks is one of them, the little one might not be traumatized by them but I get totally creeped out by their beedey “dead inside” eyes. They are very creepy.
    Tec the tractor is one of those shows that just drives me crazy. The thing that irks me more than anything about that show is the way the humans on the farm don’t move their mouths at all. They just nod and move their eyebrows.
    The worst shows on this channel though are “My Gym At Home” where the hosts, who are wannabe “Blues Clues” hosts, show you exercises that are not mentally or physically stimulating even for the youngest child.
    And finally “Shusy bye”. Oh My God!!!! The characters are one thing, but the main guy, Michael North, who sings and dances with all the characters is the most annoying and un-talented person to ever grace this earth. I wish I could meet him in person just to tell him so and maybe punch him in the face!!!! I mean come on, Yoko Ono is more talented than him and even has a better voice.
    Anyway, keep up the funny blog and good luck raising the little ones.

  37. OK. I have to chime in on this. I don’t have a kid.
    However, I DID catch an episode of this when over at a friends, and I must say, I agree with the original author 100%.
    There was an episode where a bunch of things got wrapped in plastic.
    Tec’s friend, “Lenny” I believe the name was, (he was a green tractor), wrapped himself up in plastic as well. THAT KILLS YOU.

    Let me re-state: I sat there and watched as one of the little trains on there
    KILLED ITSELF.

  38. This is great. I am glad to see posts about Tilly. That duck creeps me ouy everytime she stares at the screen. The new movie with her in it made her cute instead of the horrible blank stare. Anyone notice the sex change petey the paintbrush has?

  39. The original post was funny….but the comments much funnier. As a kindergarten teacher, I am able to see the teaching points in most episodes. But I have to agree with commentators: Tilly and Shushybye are awful. The characters in Shushybye are retro, but they have MP3 players? So bizarre. Tec has grown on me. My teenagers, my hubby and I all joke about the theme songs getting stuck in our heads: Mio & Mao, VocabuLarry, and Squeak….Squeak happens to be my sons favorite right now, he calls it “night-night” because it comes on right before bed. Long story short, good post.

  40. You have no idea what your talking about. First of all a five to ten month year old has no idea what a fart is or even the fact that not wearing pants is indecent let alone wearing pants at all is appropriate. They don’t know what pants are. And they’re mice for gods sake mice don’t wear pants in real life. If you want to see a mouse wear pants watch Stuart Little.

  41. I thought the original blog was funny. As well as some of the others’ comments. As for all of the negative people’s comments…that’s no way to be, do you teach your children to be, talk or act that way? Shameful.
    We let our 9 mo old son watch BFTv for a little while each weekday morning, when taking care of house chores during the week–when our oldest three are in school during the week is just about the only time I can catch up on a few loads of laundry and run the vacuum around the house.

    Our son absolutely LOVES ‘Mio Mao’, he stops everything he’s doing when he hears the theme song come on and watches it intently.
    He enjoys some of the other shows as well. The bright colors, movement and music/sounds catch and keep his attention.

    We as parents, however, do find a few of the characters to be weird or strange…the Baby DIY lady annoys us (my husband & me), the Tick Tock mice get on our nerves and Tec the Tractor is weird (along with his human counterparts). But as long as our son enjoys it, then we’re fine with it.

    I hope that all of you negative and hateful people aren’t teaching your children to behave as badly and to be as hateful as you are.

  42. You guys are hilarious. Agree with most comments. Have one to add: Bonnie Bear has some of the most specific sounds you could imagine. There are times I don’t even know what to guess, & I’m sure my daughter thinks I’m a dumbass when I guess “rain” and it’s “wind”.

  43. Let me re-state from my above post:
    I sat there and watched as one of the little trains on there
    KILLED ITSELF

  44. Hahahahahaha this made me laugh!! Especially the part about the dream catcher! I actually enjoy Tec the Tractor! What I find stranger is ‘Play, Move, and Sing’ with Sookey Molly!! Her tights are gross and the interpretive dance is annoying!

  45. Ok I agree with the mice. They are just plain creepy. But tec??? C’mon. It teaches counting and feelings and other things (depending on what episode it is.) just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s wrong. Give me a break

  46. Also for those of you saying bad things about Michael North….Google him sometime. He is a gospel singer. Look up the song “one breath” on YouTube and tell me he sucks…

  47. What moronic immature parent would publish such a stupid opinion. Its for kids douchebag….called imagination. Flush your head down your very important toilet…what a clown. Oh and those crazy humans you refer to are farmers. Ever heard of hard work you pussy.

  48. Obviously u are being extremely childish. These are shows to catch kids attention. Ur worried about the mice not wearing pants. Well duh animals don’t wear clothes at all it’s just to add color to make the children look. It’s a “baby” channel not an adult channel. And tec the tractor. That is my kids favorite show. They loves seeing the animals! It’s not cruel to animals not of that is inhumane at all. Ever been to a farm that’s how they take care of the animals. The bath wasn’t to hurt them. They were putting them in te bathing pool so the flys didn’t bite them. U people who think this isn’t for children need to grow up. U mentioned putting in the little mermaid and the lion king…Well there is sexual innuendo in both movie. Lion king starts with a murder then at one point sex is spelled in the dust after symba lays down. The little mermaid had a dick drawn on the cover of the DVD and then at the end of the movie the priest that is trying to marry the price has a rock hard penis moving up and down… So go Disney the devils work…Let the kids enjoy shows that have repetition because thats how they learn. If u don’t like it don’t watch it.

  49. That “Friendly Jack” show is the absolute WORST! I can deal with almost all the other shows on BabyFirstTV, but that one is a show I can’t watch. Why would a man act out brushing his teeth without a toothbrush? He also layered on about 20 outfits on another episode. Why, Jack, WHY?!

  50. We live on a farm and my son Loves Tec….he does not care for T.V but if Tec is on eyes are glued to the show. He has been talking about the dentist and teeth from an episode. Loves to yell out the animals when they appear. I rather my son learn about animals and trips to he doctors from his favorite toy, “Big Red Tactor” Plus a mermaid last I check is a made up creature, who by the way disobeys her father while getting what she wants. How is that teaching are children right from wrong?

  51. This article is hysterical! I am so glad my daughter is 10 and this wasnt around when she was little! I design cards and one of my best sellers is baby 1st. Every time a client requests a character I need to research it….cute but weird!

  52. Get the hell outtta here with that shit if you don’t like it don’t watch it! Instead of the child watching TV all day how about reading,listening to classical music,going on walks or having the child play? I think these shows are better for a child then spongebob now that show makes no sense!

  53. I watch Baby First TV with my 14-month old daughter almost every day, and I finally decided to Google whether or not the Shushybyes were actually people in costumes, and I came across this blog. For the most part, this conversation is very funny, so thank you for the laugh! OK, does anyone know the answer about the Shushybyes? At first I thought they were okay, but I soon felt a bit creeped out by their look, and the weird movements they make. Are there people in there? I really don’t like the Tic Toc House, and those segments seem to go on forever. My daughter’s favorite bits are Mia Mao (and I can never get that song out of my head) and Harry the Bunny. Both of those are cute. I also kind of like the Notekins, because it’s so colorful, but my husband hates it, because the story is always exactly the same. Anyways, I’ll come back to see what people are saying about Baby First!

  54. Tillie knock knock is nothing but a crack head whore! Having “friends” over everyday!!A Damn prostitue!she has friends over every day and still doesn’t know to answer the door!!! Answer the door¡!!!!!!!!!

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